What do you call a tired tree?
A sleepy hollow.
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do ducks have for lunch?