I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
He said the last two were a tie.
Which celebrity loves to read?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
When do cows get tired?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What words make the best athletes?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?