What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
They get fili-busted.
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Which dogs love to study science?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's a forklift?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What bee is good for your health?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?