Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
There was no history class.
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What birds make average students?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?