How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?