How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?