Who is friends with everyone at school?
The principal.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why is the beach so confident?
Do dads always snore?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?