Who is friends with everyone at school?
The principal.
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What animal could Noah not trust?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you call a small mom?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?