What animal has the most fun?
Ponies. They are always horsing around.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?