What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What does the sun drink out of?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?