Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
She had a knack for gram-mer.
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?