What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the frog have a long face?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the fish blush?