What's the ocean's funniest animal?
A clownfish.
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What bird is losing its hair?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Families are like fudge.
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?