What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
How does a barber get to work?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
That bird won't stop squawking.
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?