What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where do mice leave their boats?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?