What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Figure skating.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How do birds threaten one another?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?