Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?