What animals love to close envelopes?
Seals.
How do you spot a modern spider?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?