Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Snoopy™!
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?