When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do math teachers eat?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
I broke my finger!
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
How do you make a cow float?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?