What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What building always gets stains on it?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
How was the wedding?