What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
What kind of store would a dog own?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?