Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why do golfers hate cake?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What does an evil hen lay?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?