Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
Are baby skunks cute?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?