What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
I didn't do it on porpoise.
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the barber win the race?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Where do tough ducks come from?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do bees chew?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?