What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-ade!
What is a cow's dream job?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
How does the sun listen to music?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Who is the fastest reindeer?