What animal could Noah not trust?
The cheetah.
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What is an insect's favorite game?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?