Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?