What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
A royal flush.
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the foal cough?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What fairy loves to count?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What does a panda ghost say?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What kind of dog chases anything red?