What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
A royal flush.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Where do stars go to college?