What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Pearl Harbor.
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?