What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
They are both Paris-sites.
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What birds make average students?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?