What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Cat's Cradle!
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why was the bee sad?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?