What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What fish only swims at night?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?