What type of flower grows up too fast?
A son-flower.
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Where do books sleep?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?