Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
It killed the cat.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What game do mice love to play?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?