What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy birthday!
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
How do you arrest a pig?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?