What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
Which animals make the best football players?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why don't ants get sick?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?