What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do you call an arctic cow?
How do eggs end a TV show?
How did the tree get lost?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Where do mermaids see movies?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call a small mom?
Which family member is always relieved?