What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
A pupsicle.
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call an arctic cow?