What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo.
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?