What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo.
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?