How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?