What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?