What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What is the coolest country?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What type of pasta helps you relax?