What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What sport is full of interior designers?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?