What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
I loaf you!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?