What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What is the opposite of coffee?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What kind of bird can write?
What do cows say when you milk them?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's the politest month?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?