What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
Why do cats love to work?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call the dog magician?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What game do mice love to play?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?