What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What is a cow's dream job?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Someone stole all my lamps.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Where does laundry go to college?