How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Which state has the best streets?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?