How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Where does laundry go to college?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?