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They both have a lot of degrees.
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Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?