What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
They both have a lot of degrees.
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do math teachers eat?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Which bug is related to you?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?