What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why do bees buzz?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you give a sick pig?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?