What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How does a taco bless the table?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What fish only swims at night?