What's the difference between soccer and football?
The country it's being played in.
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
The museum curator needed a break.