What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
What shape is bad at driving?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What tree has the most bark?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?