What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
A bad summer break.
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What siblings are always sad?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why are grandkids so great?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's the scariest letter?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What's a forklift?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?