What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Lincoln Logs!
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.