What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Lincoln Logs!
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?