What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate.
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What school subject really rocks?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How do you arrest a pig?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?